Calvin Klein Eternity for Men

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the olfactory equivalent of a time machine, the Calvin Klein Eternity Eau de Toilette for Men. If you've ever wondered what it would smell like to be perpetually stuck in the '90s, but with a modern twist, then buckle up because this fragrance is about to take you on a journey through time, or at least through your grandpa's cologne cabinet.

First off, let's talk about the packaging. It's sleek, it's black, it's minimalistic – it screams, "I am a man of culture, but I also just got out of my mom's basement." The bottle is like a stealth fighter jet of cologne bottles; it's so unassuming you might miss it on your bathroom shelf, which is perfect if you're aiming for that "I didn't even try" cool factor.

Now, onto the scent. The opening notes are a delightful concoction of mandarin and sage. It's like someone took the zest of a freshly peeled orange and mixed it with the herb garden you forgot to water. It's fresh, it's zesty, but in a way that says, "I've evolved beyond basic citrus."